What have I just watched? Here’s a stream of consciousness:

What qualifies as “story” is aping every horror film you’ve ever seen.

I laughed my head off at it the entire time.

The poor guy playing the ice cream man didn’t even get a line!

Gets a star …

I love when a movie really just achieves feeling real. This is really raw, no holds barred storytelling and the result is that it’s gripping. The crossover moments between the characters are just the chef’s kiss. Terrific

Very fun. I’m certain the alternative mayor would surely terrify the intended audience of this film but I loved it

Now this is cinema. Terrific sci-fi horror that’s really worshipping Alien. The soundtrack is excellent, the special effects are great.

My favourite Nolan movie is still Memento after all this. The Odyssey is non-stop, and certainly doesn’t feel like its runtime. Really well acted, casting perfect and definitely something that works on the big screen (The screaming in the cave was …

It’s got all your horror tropes rolled into one. Even a nice Jaws moment. Tonnes of over-the-top slapstick gore, bits of comic relief and zombies whose favourite word is “bitch”. Great fun

Sleeper hit of the year! Funny, intense, dramatic. The works. Switches genre so well. Love that it’s got that “bottle episode” feel with you never leaving the apartment. Hard to find a single fault

It’s so hard to review this! It’s mental. There’s some poor writing (the nurse letting us know about Margaret’s traumatic event was an eye roll), there’s far too many gratuitous shots of an Alfa Romeo (every other car driven in the film is from the …