Movie Log 🍿: Ice Cream Man, 2026 - ★

What have I just watched? Here’s a stream of consciousness:

What qualifies as “story” is aping every horror film you’ve ever seen.

I laughed my head off at it the entire time.

The poor guy playing the ice cream man didn’t even get a line!

Gets a star just for the Scary Movie-esque scene where they’re told how to kill the ice cream man and it’s increasingly complicated steps.